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sunday, june 28, 2026

Today's Daily Double is... the trivia salt mines!

day two of the sailing course wrapped this morning. certified! an actual piece of paper coming in the mail that says i can be trusted with a small sloop. big feelings post later, when my forearms forgive me.

instead, a memory that's been circling all week: before this job i spent four years at a lil startup making voice games for alexa boxes and firetv sticks and roku remotes. jeopardy-shaped stuff mostly. strangest craft i ever practiced. you are doing comedy timing in a markup language, counting milliseconds bc the beat has to be juuuust right, a pause that plays as suspense at 300ms plays as a crash at 3000. we agonized over how a fake host says "ooh, so close" in a way that makes grandma laugh instead of feel judged. four directions and a select button on a tv remote, that's your entire keyboard, now go build joy.

the part I miss is the reviews. some family in ohio writing "we play every friday, the kids do teams." your bug reports have grandmothers in em.

the itch never left (Al and i still lie in bed scheming absurd games) and the tv bundle dream comes back every few months. one day. tonight the newly certified sailor sleeps at nine like a kid after the beach

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