Today's Daily Double is... the january fleet review!

ten more days of vacation, so this morning i did what any responsible admiral does and reviewed the fleet. houseboat studios, me and al's empire of gloriously dumb games, lined up in their little browser tabs for inspection:

• trollilopolis: the troll still demands his toll, the people still pay
• what are you?: still living proudly at the typo domain i bought by accident and kept out of love
• the price is nice: still legally distinct from any game show you may be thinking of, your honor
• heifferopolis: the cow remains at sea, 600 nautical miles between her and glory, godspeed you absolute unit
• the christmas guessing game: back in mothballs til november. sleep well sweet prince
• freakgpt: no comment at this time

fixed two dead links, punched up some copy, wrote myself another note about the dream that will not die ($4.99 party pass, the whole catalog on the TV, some family in ohio yelling at their remote about a troll). not one of these needed to exist and every one of em insists on existing anyway. the admiral went and made a sandwich