Today's Daily Double is... SANTY JAWS!!!

travel day, sausalito to miami for christmas with Al's family. every year down there somebody says we should play a game and the game turns out to be a deck of cards missing a jack. NOT this year. i'm building us a party game on the plane, Who Are You Xmas, a guess-the-character thing for the living room tv, and the plan is to shove it through the FireTV pipeline before we even land. spent the flight whispering at my agents like a lunatic (the guy in 14C thought i was praying, close enough).

Al handled the only part that actually matters, the cast:

• Smelly Mall Santa
• Krampus
• Santy Jaws (a shark who is also santa)
• Elf Union Organizer
• the Bad Mother from Home Alone
• Polar Bear (laid off by Coke)

roster approved somewhere over texas.

gratitude entry for the day: planes pretty quick. now we're here, it's warm, and the game is sitting in amazon's review queue while i sleep. make me proud santy jaws